{"id":315,"date":"2026-04-01T10:49:56","date_gmt":"2026-04-01T14:49:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/soniabitca.com\/fr\/?p=315"},"modified":"2026-05-11T15:18:15","modified_gmt":"2026-05-11T19:18:15","slug":"introducing-becca-my-alter-ego","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/soniabitca.com\/ro\/introducing-becca-my-alter-ego\/","title":{"rendered":"Iat-o pe Becca, alter ego-ul meu"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-8f761849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote has-regular-font-size is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-regular-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Coad\u0103 de \u0219earpe din b\u0103ltoac\u0103<br>S\u0103 fiarb\u0103-n vas \u0219i s\u0103 se coac\u0103;<br>Ochiu de salamandru, p\u0103r de liliac,<br>Un broatec, \u0219&#8217;al n\u0103p\u00e2rcii ac,<br>De c\u00e2ini limbi, labe de \u0219op\u00e2rle,<br>S&#8217;aripi de buh\u0103 s\u0103 s&#8217;asv\u00e2rle,<br>Ca farmecul s\u0103 clocoteasc\u0103<br>\u00cen vas, ca ciorba cea dr\u0103ceasc\u0103.<\/p>\n<cite>\u2013 William Shakespeare<br>Macbeth, Actul 4, Scena 1.<br>\u00cen rom\u00e2ne\u0219te de Adolph Stern<br>Opere alese, Bucure\u0219ti 1922<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-9-16 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Becca\" width=\"422\" height=\"750\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/y59hn8f30EA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cenainte de a-mi trece prin cap s-o concep, \u00ee\u0219i \u00eensu\u0219ise deja din\u021bii mei. Dup\u0103 ce mi-a f\u0103cut gutiera, dentistul mi-a ar\u0103tat mulajul din gips \u0219i m-a \u00eentrebat \u201eVrei s\u0103-l p\u0103strezi?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eDac\u0103 nu, ce face\u021bi cu el?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eMerge la gunoi, dar e complicat pentru c\u0103-i un de\u0219eu special.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cum evit s\u0103 acumulez lucruri \u0219i-mi displace tot ce nu este reciclabil sau reutilizabil, am zis \u201eBine, \u00eel p\u0103strez ca s\u0103-mi z\u00e2mbesc.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A\u0219a se face c\u0103 mulajul s-a fofilat \u00eentr-o cutie pe raftul meu de rechizite artistice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ani mai t\u00e2rziu, Becca mi-a revendicat agrafele chirurgicale. Cum s\u0103 refuzi o asistent\u0103 amabil\u0103 care \u00eentreab\u0103 \u201eVrei s\u0103-\u021bi p\u0103strezi agrafele?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201ePoftim?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eAdic\u0103\u2026 \u00eentr-un borcan?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eSe face?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cemi amintesc de spital, unde, la externare, m-am oprit pentru ni\u0219te formalit\u0103\u021bi. Procedur\u0103 de rutin\u0103 care include recomand\u0103ri, una fiind pentru extragerea agrafelor \u00een zece zile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">F\u0103r\u0103 stres pentru opera\u021bia \u00een sine, din pur\u0103 curiozitate, am \u00eentrebat \u201eCe se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 dac\u0103 nu le scot? La urma urmei, sunt f\u0103cute dintr-un metal sofisticat.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Asistenta a ezitat \u201eInfec\u021bie garantat\u0103, nu sunt concepute s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een scalp.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eSunt sigur\u0103 c\u0103 exist\u0103 lume cu piercinguri care arat\u0103 ca ni\u0219te agrafe chirurgicale. Nu se poate s\u0103 fiu prima care se g\u00e2nde\u0219te la asta.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eDa, dar piercingurile au un design diferit \u0219i sunt fabricate din aliaje speciale.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Explica\u021bia era logic\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103 mi-am notat data program\u0103rii \u00een calendar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A\u0219a se face c\u0103 zece zile mai t\u00e2rziu, am ie\u0219it din clinic\u0103 cu o cutie de medicamente transparent\u0103 \u00een care asistenta a turnat cu grij\u0103 o solu\u021bie peste capsele care colc\u0103iau ca ni\u0219te larve. C\u0103 o fi fost o solu\u021bie de alcool sau nu, am am\u00e2nat s\u0103 deschid cutia pentru a evita mirosul pe care l-ar fi putut degaja. A r\u0103mas prin preajm\u0103, pe un raft cu alte lucruri \u00een a\u0219teptare de a fi organizate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ideea cu Becca mi-a venit un an mai t\u00e2rziu. Pe un alt raft, aveam un cap din polistiren cu rolul de a \u021bine locului un \u0219irag de perle ro\u0219ii. Singura decora\u021bie pe care o folosesc pentru a aranja masa de Cr\u0103ciun. Nu vreau brad, ci un \u0219uvoi de perle ro\u0219ii r\u0103sp\u00e2ndite printre tac\u00e2muri \u0219i pahare. Ca alternativ\u0103, le pot ag\u0103\u021ba pe perete de la un tablou la altul. \u0218iragul e suficient de lung pentru a fi \u00eentins pe cel pu\u021bin doi pere\u021bi \u0219i \u00een jurul ferestrelor. Este o pacoste, pentru c\u0103, l\u0103sate din m\u00e2na, \u00een momentul \u00een care nu-s fixate, perlele se \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tie, guvernate de ceva legi fizice bizare. Odat\u0103 ce agita\u021bia de Cr\u0103ciun a trecut \u0219i m-am s\u0103turat s\u0103 rulez perlele \u00eenapoi \u00een jurul capului, le-am pus \u00eentr-un borcan pe raftul cu alimente uscate pentru pu\u021bin\u0103 culoare, \u00een contrast cu orezul, pastele, ov\u0103zul \u0219i celelalte ingrediente. La-ndem\u00e2n\u0103 pentru a face farse prietenilor care \u00eentreab\u0103 \u201eAlea-s bomboane?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">F\u0103r\u0103 perle, capul a devenit inutil. Unde s\u0103-l pun? Ce s\u0103 fac cu el? Hmm, undeva prin cas\u0103, trebuiau s\u0103 fie din\u021bii \u0219i agrafele mele. Destul de descriptiv pentru un autoportret. Criminalistica folose\u0219te genul \u0103sta de piese pentru a identifica victimele. Cum nu se poate mai unic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Le-am asamblat cu bun sim\u021b anatomic. Parc\u0103 prea lejer, nemul\u021bumit\u0103 de textura \u0219i forma sa, am investit s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni s\u0103-l \u00eembrac \u00een nenum\u0103rate straturi de papier-m\u00e2ch\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Apoi mi s-a p\u0103rut ponosit. Prea conform, ar\u0103t\u00e2nd ca un model didactic \u201eAceasta este linia bisturiului care traverseaz\u0103 mu\u0219chiul temporal \u0219i creeaz\u0103 o disfunc\u021bie a articula\u021biei temporomandibulare, bla bla bla.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Totu\u0219i, o identitate i-ar prinde bine. Am scotocit prin vechea cutie de pantofi plin\u0103 de a\u0219a-zise comori, s\u0103 v\u0103d dac\u0103 g\u0103sesc ceva potrivit. Ah, o piele de \u0219arpe. Un pic mai lung\u0103 dec\u00e2t cicatricea, perfect\u0103 pentru a o sublinia. Ca s\u0103 zic a\u0219a, alter ego-ul meu avea nevoie de o bestie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Obtuz&#8230; nu i-ar strica un pic de volum. Moment \u00een care una dintre pisici a g\u0103sit ni\u0219te pene \u0219i le-a \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tiat prin cas\u0103. \u00cen loc de a o admonesta, am gratificat-o cu \u201emersi, motanel\u201d \u0219i ni\u0219te crochete. Odoratul pisicii este de ne\u00eentrecut. Chiar s\u0103punite \u0219i cl\u0103tite, mirosul de zbur\u0103toare era imprimat \u00een pene pentru totdeauna. A\u0219a c\u0103 am \u00eenfipt trei pene \u00een cicatricile colaterale, dou\u0103 \u00een g\u0103urile de drenaj \u0219i una \u00een orificiul cateterului de la baza g\u00e2tului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">O prieten\u0103 \u00een vizit\u0103 i-a complimentat puritatea, men\u021bion\u00e2nd lucr\u0103rile unui artist japonez. Am dedus c\u0103 avea nevoie de culoare. Si l-am transformat \u00eentr-un r\u0103zboinic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Asta s\u0103-i fie forma final\u0103. Gata cu modific\u0103rile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Am botezat-o Becca.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coad\u0103 de \u0219earpe din b\u0103ltoac\u0103S\u0103 fiarb\u0103-n vas \u0219i s\u0103 se coac\u0103;Ochiu de salamandru, p\u0103r de liliac,Un broatec, \u0219&#8217;al n\u0103p\u00e2rcii ac,De c\u00e2ini limbi, labe de \u0219op\u00e2rle,S&#8217;aripi de buh\u0103 s\u0103 s&#8217;asv\u00e2rle,Ca farmecul s\u0103 clocoteasc\u0103\u00cen vas, ca ciorba cea dr\u0103ceasc\u0103. \u00cenainte de a-mi trece prin cap s-o concep, \u00ee\u0219i \u00eensu\u0219ise deja din\u021bii&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/soniabitca.com\/ro\/introducing-becca-my-alter-ego\/\">Cite\u0219te mai departe<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Iat-o pe Becca, alter ego-ul meu<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":19,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[18,19,17],"class_list":["post-315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bricolage","tag-alter-ego","tag-autoportret","tag-the-beast-in-my-head","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/soniabitca.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/soniabitca.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/soniabitca.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/soniabitca.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/soniabitca.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=315"}],"version-history":[{"count":27,"href":"https:\/\/soniabitca.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":397,"href":"https:\/\/soniabitca.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315\/revisions\/397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/soniabitca.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/soniabitca.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/soniabitca.com\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}